Because my phone might explode with all the randomness....

Doug on Delay sweeping up all the grass he dragged in 3 hours later.
My attempt at Thai lettuce wraps and playing with my camera's focus.
More playing with the camera. Can you find what doesn't belong?

And further randomness...

To explain...My mother likes chocolate babies. They are tootsie roll like candy in the shape of babies. Of the chocolate babies...
Mom "Which one should I eat next, this one is small."
Me "Its a premie, eat it!"

Mom "The babies melted when I left them in the car!"
Dad "I'm calling DYFUS."
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Whats the difference between violence and graphic violence?
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We're not wasting tiramisu cake on your face! ~ Brian (and Shiv)

If your's is a nucleus, mine is a fried artichoke. ~Brian

Its fake wood...no its fake coconuts. ~Brian

After the first 3 bears, you don't like it anymore. ~Brian
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Whatever you are, be a good one. ~ Abe Lincoln
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I occasionally like to help all the humans. ~ Kramer
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Purple is the new orange. Myself to my father of the purple mild taco bell sauces in NY
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All the boys I like have autism. ~ Melissa Murphy
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Remember the rules:
"Treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a greek goddess, then a person again"
~Shawn in Psych