Turn that Clown Upside Down

I hate clowns. I am quite frightened of clowns. However, lately, clowns have been turning up in my life almost daily. On my calendar, on the radio, on TV, in my dreams, on greeting cards. When I say clown, I mean it literally, not figuratively. Clown as in painted faced circus inhabitant with funny shoes and a baggy outfit. I look forward to a day where my life is not plagued by clowns. The end.